Love: Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant....

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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bummervacation 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:50

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:58

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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Jester7 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:27

is it yours?

FreebirdIII 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:10

Glad it's not mine!

cjk_2011 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:14

hey me too!

TheRangerYo 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:39

Loseeeer!

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:23

Congrats!! You knocked up your girlfriend and didn't know it.

xxbreakgirlxx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:27

is it yoours ?

SLimSHadY481 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:43

RUN

natetheman14 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:50

strong relationship u got there

DelPiero10 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:17

Janae1 5

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:56

Its not yours

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