Money: Today, I found out a rare coin I had was worth one thousand dollars....

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By My coin - 22/05/2016 16:26 - United States

Today, I found out a rare coin I had was worth one thousand dollars. Today, I also found out my brother is an asshole and ment it when he said he'll toss the coin into a lake. FML

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cek727 16

Monday 23 May 2016 2:13

Looks like someone owes you $1,000

stricker30 8

Monday 23 May 2016 1:45

Sue him! He doesn't have the right to destroy your property like that, especially when it's that valuable.

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stricker30 8

Monday 23 May 2016 1:45

Sue him! He doesn't have the right to destroy your property like that, especially when it's that valuable.

epost1 13

Monday 23 May 2016 2:34

Americans always go straight to suing eh? He's OP'S brother not some random asshole.

Vnqsh 4

Monday 23 May 2016 8:46

Random or not, sounds like an A-Hole to me.

cek727 16

Monday 23 May 2016 2:13

Looks like someone owes you $1,000

andersaonsliva 9

Monday 23 May 2016 3:48

Give him the wet work OP.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:31

Nah, wouldn't risk it. OP's brother might then try to claim finders keepers. Time for a swim. For $1000 it's worth it.

jentrynicole 20

Monday 23 May 2016 8:08

Time for him to learn scuba diving.

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