By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thequickredofox 0

Kudos to your dad for wanting to satisfy your mum, but ewwww for asking you. Parents don't have sex! Oh, no, wait, I'M a parent *gah*

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ladiesman2340 0

haha nice. I don't see the problem. at least your parents have sex and aren't arguing or fighting instead lol. unless your dad coulnt satisfy your mom. then they would b haha

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fucentarmal 1

two bits of corresponding bathroom grafitti written seperately 1 "i ****** your mother" 2 "dad. you're drunk, i'm taking you home." great fml

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RJB 0

Uh thats a really old joke, I was 12 when I heard about that. ITs older then that.

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fretforyerlatte 0

i don't think it gets much more awkward than that. unless you actually had to tell him that no, she didn't sound satisfied. then you'd probably have to give your old man pointers. on how to get your MOM off. UGH. FYL, dude.

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6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

YDI for being canadian, you inbred scumbag!!!

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_cheeseballs 0

eww, slipknot maggot. **** your late dude, **** your life..

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Ligerie 0

I would have said I thought she faked it always, I don't think he would be asking me anymore after that.

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