Miscellaneous: Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still...

By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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By hey-ooo - 28/10/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 04:39 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:14

This is the reason why I dislike major cities such as London, Paris and so on where people really could not care less about individuals.

mekeskidi_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:16

This happens in any country except Singapore. You should go to the police, they recorded everything with street cams.

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cheapsheep_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:33

what has the world come to? can't someone call 911 or whatever the number is for that country?

ik_im_not_funny 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:52

My friends often drug me with rufies too, I feel your pain. Eventually you get used to it though, but now I can't sit normal and I walk with a limp. I know it's all in good fun though.

ik_im_not_funny 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:56

But seriously though that sucks. Studies show that people are less likely to help if more people are around because they assume someone else will take responsability. Assuming you went to the doctor to find out if any serious health problems were occuring, I would still move to a less populated area where people tend to be friendlier. That way if it does happen again you can expect help and get the attention you need.

Light_Ty 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:13

=/ What has society come to? People in big groups just seem to be more dangerous than smaller groups of people if something happens.

fmydumbbrother 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:04

OMFG THAT TOTALLY SUCKS POOR YOU

royboh 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:53

The concept of diffused sense of responsibility in crowds explains this well enough.

Natatat 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:19

Me and my friend did something like this, my friend pretended to fall and hit his head he stayed there for 5 whole minuets and NO one helped him up. People are ******* awful, out society is shit.