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By Lalatrent - 30/07/2016 00:29

Today I discovered that my husband has been cheating on me with his ex for 6 months. He finally confessed it to me after my gyno told me that I had herpes (also today). Then, I got a speeding ticket on my way to work. I also forgot my cup of coffee at home. What are the odds. FML.

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DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:18

Wow. He is a scum bag in every way. So sorry, OP.

viipeterson98 14

Sunday 31 July 2016 9:37

genital herpes is incurable though and no one wants to sleep with someone with herpes. and it can hurt. a lot.

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epicgamer 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:07

Why did you add the speeding ticket part in there? That was your fault. So YDI on that but FYL on the rest.

DeliMeat08 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 22:18

Wow. He is a scum bag in every way. So sorry, OP.

Unlucky1232 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:48

herpes isn't bad. they really only happen during times of stress. plus most humans already have it so.... it's not gonna kill you

viipeterson98 14

Sunday 31 July 2016 9:37

genital herpes is incurable though and no one wants to sleep with someone with herpes. and it can hurt. a lot.

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