By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

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Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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akd1v 0

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

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ilovejorgerabara 3

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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underpaid011 0

tell him the bible says to shut up and give you more head. problem solved, and you get licked. everyone wins.

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ky765 0

seeing as how it sais in the bible to not have pre marage sex this coud b a problem

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ssurtrebor 2

Why is he even having sex with you if he's so about the Bible? it prohibits pre-marital sex.

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lindseytaylor201 0

uhmm that awkward moment when your desperately trying to explain to your boyfriend that he doesn't talk about the bible during sex and he doesn't get it at all.? yeahh...

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opiate62 1

isn't fornication forbidden in the bible?

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hmna 0

I don't know, you can get some pretty hott ideas from Song of Solomon!

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Calyx_fml 21

Tell him he can go **** the bible if he loves it so much.

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asdmike9 0

cant handle ot domt date a jesus freak... easy... you deserve it

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