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By CyberPsycho - 07/06/2016 20:32 - United States - Nashville

Today, I decided to take my son to see a movie. During the movie, a woman's baby started crying, distracting everyone from the movie. Since the baby wouldn't stop, I kindly asked her to take her baby out of the theater. She started yelling at me louder than her baby for being "inconsiderate." FML

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jamieblue6 16

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:36

Who the **** brings a baby to the movies???

Red_Curls1995 28

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:12

I hate parents that do things like that. If your kids can't handle seeing a movie quietly then don't bring them. There's no sense in bringing a baby to a movie anyway.

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farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 8 June 2016 10:47

Not your circus, not your monkeys. Why didn't you just complain to an usher so you didn't have to be confrontational? YDI

jamieblue6 16

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:36

Who the **** brings a baby to the movies???

Red_Curls1995 28

Sunday 12 June 2016 8:12

I hate parents that do things like that. If your kids can't handle seeing a movie quietly then don't bring them. There's no sense in bringing a baby to a movie anyway.

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