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By MushyKetchup - 30/07/2016 06:48

Today, I decided to cook a nice dinner for my family, even though we'd planned on just going out for fast food. Upon finishing, my brother walked in the kitchen, commented there wasn't enough cheese, and then asked what was wrong with me when I suggested he grate some more himself. FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:19

You cooked a homemade dinner for your whole family, that's incredibly nice and much better than fast food. Your brother sounds lazy and unappreciative. How about he gets none of the nice dinner you made and he can fend for himself by finding something else to eat.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 1 August 2016 1:30

This isn't such a grate situation to be in.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:19

You cooked a homemade dinner for your whole family, that's incredibly nice and much better than fast food. Your brother sounds lazy and unappreciative. How about he gets none of the nice dinner you made and he can fend for himself by finding something else to eat.

viipeterson98 14

Sunday 31 July 2016 9:30

depends on the tones used. he could've just been suggesting it and you got snippy, can't tell through text.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 1 August 2016 1:30

This isn't such a grate situation to be in.

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