Love: Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked...

By ConnorFails - 12/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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You deserved it 17 109

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 669

You deserved it 1 940

No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 003

You deserved it 12 300

Noooooo

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 507

You deserved it 3 189

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 756

You deserved it 3 958

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 650

You deserved it 3 366

Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 253

You deserved it 450

Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 973

You deserved it 3 121

Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 082

You deserved it 160

Girl power!

By Anonymous - 22/03/2025 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 109

You deserved it 578

Keep it

By I tried - 30/10/2025 22:00

Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 151

You deserved it 336

Merlin_44 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:44

Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!

mojo_jojo 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:55

Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.

Comments

nikkirito 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:23

Ahahaha YDI for doing it via text.

runormal 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:25

HAHA @ #39 But yeah face to face, its so easy to say no in a text. lol

Shotta 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:34

I can tell that wasnt her mom.

kittypot 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:40

seriously? you asked her out FOR AN HOUR????? dude, that's called HARASSMENT. and she has proof of it because of the texts.

swagmonkey 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:45

You deserve that one, twice. First, for asking her out in a text message. Seriously, just go ask her in person. Second, for doing it again in only an hour. She could very well have just not looked at her phone for an hour. Some people actually do things where they can't answer their phone for a few hours. Novel concept. If you had asked face to face, you'd be able to tell the difference between "haven't seen it yet" and "decided the answer is no". Also, 49, WTF are you talking about? It's not like he stood there for an hour asking repeatedly. He asked her out twice, an hour apart. It's not harassment at all, just dumb.

24788 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:15

HAHA, rejected by her mom. Reminds me of a few times.

fmlmuch_ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:24

lmfaoo ! that made my day. YDI. only cowards ask out through texts.. and are yu sure #7 isnt the emily yu asked out? haha weird coincedence if its not