Miscellaneous Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her....

grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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St. Patrick's Day: Shamrocks and Tribulations
Green anecdotes of jealousy, full of shamrocks and pints, for a memorable St. Patrick's Day! …

You can't hurry love

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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Gammy got game

moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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Me me me

perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Imagine what it would be like

Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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Saturday 8 February 2014 19:29

Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)

Welshite 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:30

It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.

kitkatmiaow 21

Sunday 9 February 2014 20:48

There is not one thing wrong with that... Cherish her :) xxx

bv2332 10

Monday 10 February 2014 2:31

Ewwwwww sleeping in the same bed as your grandma Ewwww!!!

wingL 11

Monday 10 February 2014 5:26

its really cute... but, still, sleep in the same bed?!! maybe a 20min nap... but sleep tgt? really??

zsshamalama 11

Monday 10 February 2014 7:21

At least you have a grandma. I have neither :(

PieReaper 11

Monday 10 February 2014 13:48

Doesn't that just warm your cold cold heart

TaffyJack 8

Monday 10 February 2014 17:02

Aw, that's actually quite sweet. I love my Nanna too :)

McButts 1

Monday 10 February 2014 19:06

Jasmine? Is that you?

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Tuesday 11 February 2014 3:48

Cherish it.

wafflefriez91 17

Tuesday 11 February 2014 10:23

I miss my grandma who passed in April. My other one has dementia and i cant deal with it. It breaks my heart.

ljones71 2

Thursday 13 February 2014 7:34

Op stop bitching you're lucky to have a grandma to spend time with.

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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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Today, my son accused me of being a "Karen" about house rules, and insists he’ll follow normal rules but ignore my supposedly "insane" rules. I consider all my rules normal, so he pointed out he’s 6ft6 and 100 lbs heavier so he will ignore rules he doesn’t agree with, and good luck stopping him. FML

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Today, I realized i'm practically incapable of actually getting a job. I'm 19 years-old, with no workforce experience, I frequently apply to jobs and regularly follow up with them on a consistent basis, yet they still ghost or reject me outright. These are minimum wage, starter-level jobs. FML

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Today, and for the second month in a row, my dad sent our rent money to some chick he’s been talking to, who promised 3 million if he sent dollars for bitcoin. We’re going to get evicted, and I have nowhere else to go. FML

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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