Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

chuchurocket 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:58

Next time you "practice", unplug it.

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haniam16 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:39

HOW?

curlyfry33 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:15

I hate when that happens

AFuckinCrocodile 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:30

OP you need hobbies

howdmynosego 12

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:38

Is that how you make pancakes? Just don't lick it when your done

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:13

man thats awful see a doc

baccaz16 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:06

Were u trying to curl it or straighten it? Haha idk how u got that to touch ur tounge? WTF

denvan 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:09

Did it stay straight and proud

liamfuentes 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 12:50

how????

Pammy25 15

Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:42

You so stupid

jamieexo 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:30

How in the name did you manage to burn your TOUNGE with a flat iron?!?!?!?! Did it taste good or something..?

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