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that is just too harsh..gotta b kiddin me!!!
I will not add to your YDI score, but dude... you're an adult. If you're not going to get a job, a room mate and a real life away from your folks, yes, you do deserve it. As long as you're living at home for free, eating your mom's home-cooked meals, you waive all rights to be treated like an adult. You probably just graduated from high school, and your adulthood is as weird for your folks as it is for you. Their roof their rules. I just wish I liked my family enough to be in your situation. I'd be home at nine ever night and not a minute later. Paying rent and buying food ******* sucks. I'm 28, and it's still weird going to the store, walking around with a cart with soap, deodorant, paper towels and zucchini. I hate being an adult. Meanwhile, you're pissing your borrowed childhood away. WTF is WRONG with you? You have a sweet deal. Quit your complaining. If you want to exercise your adulthood without pissing your parents off, get a lottery ticket, go to an adult sex shop and go buy a pack of cloves before they're illegal (don't get me started on THAT tangent. Shit. And I VOTED for Obama. Grrrrr...)
finally, a real FML.
dude... that really sucks. you're 18, you shouldn't have to deal with such strict rules. True, you are 18 and living under your parents roof, but come on, any parent with even a hint of common sense would not do that. and you guys it's not just like "okay imma get off my ass and get a job!" it's not that easy it's hard to get a job especially nowadays with the economy and all and if you don't have previous experience. If I was the OP I would move out as soon as possible but maybe he can't cause it's not always so easy to start supporting yourself. I were you I wouldn't give a **** about my parents and stay out as late as I'd want. If they'd complain about it, I'd move out, crash at my friends place or do anything to get out. I mean come on that's just not right
grow some balls and get out of your house.
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so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
that sucks. i would leave.