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meow - 29/04/2016 11:36 - United States - Charleston

Today, even my cat wouldn't hang around me. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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Saturday 30 April 2016 3:50

Is your cat related to me by any chance? I hate people.

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Saturday 30 April 2016 3:50

Is your cat related to me by any chance? I hate people.

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Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML

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Today, I had a dentist appointment and walked into what looked like the clinic but it was a dental lab. Two technicians were polishing dentures so I asked where Dr. Patel’s office was. They pointed me down a corridor as if it explained why I’d just sat in their reception reading outdated magazines for 5 minutes. FML

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Today, the girl I have a crush on posted on her Instagram story: “Best present ever from the most amazing guy ever!” One of my friends gave her the same item I got her for her birthday last month. When I gave it to her, she nonchalantly said, “Cool, thanks.” FML

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Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML

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Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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