Intimacy: Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend...

By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML

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By ehwat - 26/11/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Sunday 7 December 2014 0:02

Well is it something you can afford?

Pink185054 16

Sunday 7 December 2014 0:03

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 5:48

Maybe get him a basic gift as well...be creative

Sockmonkey12 10

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:05

First time I lol'd in a long time

oldmanalex 3

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:22

The gift that keeps on giving

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:23

That guy is not going to give you something that valuable.

dudechef 8

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:57

Now would that be giving or receiving?

XQuartzX 15

Sunday 7 December 2014 7:44

at least its free...?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 December 2014 18:31

Not really.

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:25

Free? Yes. But it's a pain in the ass to get.

kotaro66 10

Sunday 7 December 2014 7:54

Best gift ever! Hahaha

scififemme 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 7:59

You should get a strap-on to wear on x-mas.

DaniX9 5

Sunday 7 December 2014 7:59

Tell him he has to finger it first, you don't wanna stick something huge in there right away. Maybe he'll change his mind after that

NLM22 14

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:40

couldn't agree more

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