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By convince store life - 30/06/2016 02:17 - United States

Today, at work a customer brought back cans and bottles for a return, in one of which I found a homemade meth pipe. Now I have to fill out a bunch of information for the police. not how I thought I'd be spending my night.

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JessicaAnn2016 4

Thursday 30 June 2016 23:29

so I had originally wrote this not thinking it'd get published at all. the worst part is the guy had showed back up and asked if I had by chance found it and if I did he wanted it back.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 16:56

That sounds like a drag!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 16:56

That sounds like a drag!

JessicaAnn2016 4

Thursday 30 June 2016 23:29

so I had originally wrote this not thinking it'd get published at all. the worst part is the guy had showed back up and asked if I had by chance found it and if I did he wanted it back.

smallandroid 26

Friday 1 July 2016 1:10

It might have been publishes for real if you capitalized the last sentence and added "FML" to the end. :(

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