Love: Today, at the pool, my boyfriend was messing around and splashing... - FML

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By headacheheartache - 15/06/2016 03:38 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, at the pool, my boyfriend was messing around and splashing me in the face. Instinctively, I tried to push him away but I accidentally ended smacking him in the face. He is currently not speaking to me. FML

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LiliK_fml 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 14:34

That sucks. Did you try explaining that it was just an accident? Silly things like that happen at the pool all the time, I've done it before and had people react like that. Explanations and apologies always work

ElNeto 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:41

Give it time, OP. He'll come around soon

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LiliK_fml 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 14:34

That sucks. Did you try explaining that it was just an accident? Silly things like that happen at the pool all the time, I've done it before and had people react like that. Explanations and apologies always work

ElNeto 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:41

Give it time, OP. He'll come around soon

allie2590 31

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:24

Sorry you're dating a toddler OP.

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