Animals: Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog...

By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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What a treat

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to put my 12 year-old dog down because he had dementia. I was told I got to lay on the floor with him, and say when I was ready. The vet brought my dog out on a stretcher, had the vet tech put him in a choke-hold, and administered the drugs before I could speak. Now, I have PTSD and she has to undergo sensitivity training. FML

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Brief encounter

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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RIP little buddy

By justicia18 - 25/10/2025 22:00

Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML

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RAWRstover 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:15

that, or he hit the dog and was trying to throw you off...

froggi_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:12

yeah mabye he was just nervous and didn't know what to say to comfort his girlfriend. some guys are like that, u know.

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laurencedoreprev 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:54

yooo ure boyfriend just doesn't care loooll

alex13013_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:05

He hit the dog. YDI

blue666_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:20

How does she deserve it?

F_YOUR_Life6 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:07

he's probably the one who hit the dog.

gatorgrl1988 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:35

rdr suxxx. you sound like an immature 12 y.o. go back to pokemon and blues clues. TEAM "KITTY AND JOSHHH" read the Bible u pathetic douche(rdr). I didn't come from no damn monkey; )

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:20

Double negative, so you're correct. :)

Chaotic_Karma 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:41

very sorry for your loss

slofaber 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:13

haha RDR is tight. **** all u other bitches

juli1124 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:11

I'm so sorry for your loss "/

mgoddess 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:34

if he is gonna be insensitive to your feelings, then I hope you dump him. if not, YDI.

tsullz 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:44

dude he was probably the one who hit ur dog

DarkJoy_fml 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:46

I can't decide if her boyfriend is insensitive and doesn't know anything regarding her OR if he is cheating on her and "the other woman" had an old dog that was on its' death bed and the boyfriend mistook her for the other chick. Either way though FYL.