Tinder, Awkward and Love: Tinder Surprise

Tinder Surprise

By betrayed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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Great meeting you!

By Anonymous - 04/10/2025 09:00

Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML

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Weird encounter

By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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Classic nice guy rhetoric

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 00:02

Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2016 20:06 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML

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Manic Pixie Dream Girl

By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Monday 19 July 2010 23:14

You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah

Bigsmak 0

Monday 19 July 2010 23:11

Really.. if thats true then it sucks

Comments

gadz00ks 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 4:12

keep her away from ur husband

dakidd28 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 4:30

Hahahahaha idk y but this is funny but more so ironic

Foxears 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 4:36

That's horrible! D:

hmooreyo 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 4:37

if that was me. I'd kick his arse, sell his stuff and change the locks!

stinagur1 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:28

Wow!!! what a jerk!! looks like you got some house cleaning to do...and that starts w/ your husband!

Stand_Up 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:51

wow... **** your ******* life. LOL.

eviiee_fml 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:57

karma will come back to him :) but what a jerk & he's your husband too !

nateball 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:07

I'm thinking threesome!

Sports_girl4life 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:09

my aunt had that happen to her also. but she still married the dude over the Internet. pretty fuked!

jojoboo1 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:24

cut him so bad...he wishes u didn't cut him so bad. j/s

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:19

grl, i will cuutt hiiim.

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