The judge has made his ruling

Anonymous - - Canada - London

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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kitkatmeOw 8

Looks like you're not getting any pussy.

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blondie1208 17

If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.

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MrThumbsItUpMan 8

I can SEE why you got into a fight with your girlfriend.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Cats are very intuitive.

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GUNN1313 3

For everyone saying dogs are more loyal they are not and will tend to go near who ever they view as the alpha of their pack.

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baseballgirl25 6

Flowers and catnip your problems are solved.

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martin_martian7 11

I got 99 problems and two ******* are one

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FMLpunster 7

Soo you got out pussied.

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jasperito_reyes 6

Why is your cat at your girlfriends house?

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Britt125 16

Nowhere does it say it was his girlfriends house, and not his. They could live together in the same house, or she could have just been visiting him at his house.

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maccapacca 10

Sounds like she's *puts on glasses* Got that pussy whipped YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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