School, Gross Teachers That's more than I asked for - FML

That's more than I asked for

Anonymous - - United States

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

p33dmypant5 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

use it to tape your cleavage shut

terranman 4

Friday 29 April 2011 4:33

ew

marissakmnn 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:44

well why were you two that close for him to drop his gum in, yeh?

shakadula14 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:45

But at least your boobs now smell Spearmint Fresh! THAT'S good, right?

Makingamemory 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:51

that's what happened when you dress like a ***** and show your cleavage to the world

liyahh23 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:57

that blows...:o

1greatsk8er 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:08

just like her after class!

yeseniag 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:57

eewww

cookiemonsterluv_fml 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:05

At least he didn't want it back.

RideOrDie1248 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:08

i bet you get an A in that class

seriouslyLifeSuc 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:12

Everyone who is speaking shit about cleavage and this person being a ***** just needs to shut the **** up! This person has feelings you know? They are upset about what happened already, don't make it worse!

bzett 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:20

Got caught in a sticky situation.

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