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Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:25

Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:25

But you haven't wet the bed since you were seven. So it's not really an issue.

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 7:05

most boys do it, its normal

Bubbles77777 11

Saturday 5 August 2017 4:02

Wow that was sucky

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Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

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Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML

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Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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