Toilet and Miscellaneous: Symphony

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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madasahatter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:43

I would have stayed in forever!

log1k 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

I woulda bitch slapped them.

Comments

mugglegymnast94 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:25

aww, those girls were so mean! i would've just stayed, or gave them dirty looks but that's great (of course not about the girls)

nocturnal_crazy 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:31

Low lifes

hk_fml 9

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:31

wow how bitchy of those girls. whatever, just ignore the dumb dirty ass bitches.

california512 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:35

hahahahahahaha #19

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:45

I hate it when people do that! I would have stayed in there anyway. What bitches.

QJD 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:46

Who waits outside for someone while they're pooping? i mean....C'mon.

jadeddream 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:46

Wow, don't these girls have anything better to do with their time than wait around to see who made the farting noises in the bathroom? LAME

jumpgurl23 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:49

lol sounds like something from Not Another Team Movie and Family guy when Peter is having a fart contest against someone

digapygmy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:49

Who DOES that?! What a bitch move. Sucks for you, dude, sorry to hear it.

heeystefi_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:51

lmfao i agreee with 1

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