Toilet and Miscellaneous: Symphony

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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madasahatter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:43

I would have stayed in forever!

log1k 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

I woulda bitch slapped them.

Comments

liveitlearnit 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:32

I would have walked out proudly. Who gives a shit if you shit? I hate people who act like it's this really disgusting thing. Sure, it's not date material, but everyone does it. You think those bitches don't get the runs?

Matzaball300 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:33

i would not have come out of bathroom. id sit in there all night if i needed to. they have to leave sometime right???

proudstub 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:34

You should have come out smiling at them and have let a last fart out and said "oops, that one didn't pay the rent." Everybody has to answer the call of nature.

_musical_addict_ 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:35

I'm so sorry, that was probably unbelievably awkward, but I won't lie, this is also ******* hilarious Jokes on those sick freaks for wanting to see who farted that much. Ignore them, they're stupid for sticking around... XP And it is rather unfortunate that its taboo to poop in public restrooms. Isn't that what the restroom is there for? Oh people...

xWhereswaldo 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:37

Maaaan, that sucks. I know, I hate going for a crap in public, but I've had to before, I just felt so sick. I had to do it in a port-a-potty, at a festival, it sucked.

meleecow 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:42

lil bitches!!! let her poop!!!

lifefriggensucks 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:47

and i agree with 11! thank you!

lifefriggensucks 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:46

dude that stinks. the same thing (not the laughing) happened to me the yesterday and I knew there was another girl in the bathroom at the same time so i waited for her to leave before i came out. it could be from eating too much of something that was sweetened with sugar substitute, thats what happened to me. stupid crystal light hard candy....

geesquared 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:48

I think I was there, because some girl started farting explosively, but I left because it was getting weird. Maybe it happened afterwards...? Either way, sorry, that sucks.

may_cause_fail 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:52

...Why would someone do that? Seriously, all they could do when you come out would be to say OMG LOL U FARTID UR GROS!!!!1!11 That sucks for you though. I absolutely can't use the bathroom if I think other people are listening. D: