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Stud

By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/12/2018 03:00 - United States - Huntsville

Spicy

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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So close…

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Spicy

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Trial run

By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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Haggis300 25

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:53

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

notfat14 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:51

Oh well at least you got to

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emilytheperson 17

Monday 6 July 2015 11:49

Aww what a bitch!

dyne808 34

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:13

damn OP FYL indeed

Face344 7

Tuesday 17 November 2015 4:41

It's alright bro "**** anyway" she's just practice for the next. Girls want guys who are good kissers you gotta kiss a lot of girls if you follow

krompf 3

Sunday 17 July 2016 4:14

Solution to half the FMLs on this app: don't have sex unless you're married. YDI

millsjoshua949 12

Tuesday 15 September 2020 5:16

She sounds just horrid. The first time is never great but she sounds like a real bitch.

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