Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2 a.m., I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML
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irishdubr 0

Leave it in the tree, it will come down. Have u ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

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bananapajama 0

I guess she wasn't able to witness it so it didn't have such a big impact. maybe you should keep kitty inside!

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colourmealy 0

leave it next time. If it got up it can get down

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fxdxhk90 0

Someone call the waambulence.

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Spaz0matic69 0

Even though that's a bit stupid, you should probably grow up. You don't need praise for doing a good deed.

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gsm_fml 0

The true test of character is what one chooses to do even when no one is looking.

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itypedformiles 0

I'm going to comment the same thing to the last person whining about a cat up in a tree. YDI it for being a horrible pet owner. KEEP YOUR ANIMALS INDOORS.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

if you keep your cat indoors, YOU are the horrible pet owner. You probably declaw it, too.

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crackberrie 0

FYL for getting shit on, YDI for crying over not being called a hero

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islaphippos 0

your a hero to me

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Barbicore 0

Be a hero and put the cat INSIDE. Clearly it isn't too good at the whole outdoors thing.

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Amphysvena 11

i'm not quite sure why you were expecting to be called a hero. unless your daughter was following around at 2 am, i don't know what you thought would happen.

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