Health, Awkward and Love: STFU

STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:39 - United States - Salinas

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Great job, Mom!

By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

And this is why you find out what's going on *before* you freak out.

lmmmr 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

Asshole. You didn't think to call?

Comments

Gasbarro 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:00

I'm tempted to guess you still aren't over not having a date that night, considering your name is "annoyedguy." Either way, YDI. You couldn't see what was going on before blowing up at her?

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:04

**** her life. You suck.

D2_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:09

lol if this was posted by a girl, people would be commenting on how women are such drama queens, and basically being sexist and stereotypical about it.

Evilbeagle 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:13

Actually, I would view it the same. Can't speak for anyone else, but anyone, male or female, that throws a bitchy little tantrum without knowing the facts is an idiot as far as I am concerned.

FarSide 22

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:08

Women are such drama queens. Typical over-reacting mother.

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 10:46

The OP is a drama queen. And unless this is a lesbian couple, they are male. Maybe the only women you've dated are high maintenance ******. Don't project your stereotypes on the world.

grimmelok 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:09

You sound like a loser, and she deserves better. :[

banshee_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:18

It completely amazes me that stupid like this exists, despite the fact that I am constantly being exposed to the stupid. I have to wonder how much longer my faith in humanity will hold out, seriously.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:23

You're a dumb ****. You don't deserve a girlfriend if you're going to be that over dramatic in a text message. There's so many things you could've done instead of acting like an immature brat. I wouldn't want to date a guy can't be bothered to ask what's going on, but can instead flame me via text message.

lastminuteperm 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:27

It's ok. You didn't know. I don't know you, but you sound like you have trust issues though. If she stood you up before then I get your point, but next time just a simple, "Where are you?" would be much better.

cheesesoda 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:28

The girlfriend's parents couldn't have informed the OP? Her parents had her phone, and he is her boyfriend... seems logical the parents would try to make SOME contact instead of leaving the OP out-to-dry. Would the parents have even told the bf if he didn't angrily text his gf? It's far from a YDI. He may have been over-the-edge, but it's awfully rude of her parents to not inform him.

shananigans 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:56

I could understand that if the OP and the girlfriend had been dating for a long time, but for all we know this could have been like their third date, in which case it's not unreasonable to think that her parents wouldn't think to tell him, since they probably wouldn't know him that well. In fact the mom might not even have known her daughter had a date.