Squelching the night away

alison - 04/07/2015 05:02 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
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qwertycode 19

At least he's comfortable around you :]

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mariah_1_11 22

Are you related to the Canadian queef sisters?

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sailorarctic 22

don't worry abiut it op. queefing just means you're tight

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LaLaVee13 6

It would be hard for air to get in if that were true.

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interesting33 36

Would it help if you put some music on?

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johncanact 13

Sounds like a good time for anal

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mimirawr14 17

It can still happen with anal

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merryhappy1887 20

Try a different position. It's normal, and he sounds less than mature.

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DA3Z 16

I'm sorry that was your first experience OP. It is completely normal and you should not be embarrassed. Better luck next time.

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anonamous14 9

You can't help it, try a different position next time. I can't do certain ones because I have the same problem. There's only so much you can do when he's thrusting a bunch of air into a small hole, don't blame feel embarrassed.

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xadiganmay 5

Don't feel bad Sweetie. That queef is caused by his small penis. Not your fault!

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Aimeejasmine 15

There is so much wrong with that comment

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amanda182 19

You can try to change the position.. Or maybe you're just that loose.

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