Ski me to heaven

Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
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She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.

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Tempest151 11

Sounds like that lift ticket payed for itself.

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crazytwinsmom 25

At some ski areas, you can ride the chairs all year for hiking and biking.

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crazytwinsmom 25

I need to learn to relax more on the lift so I might get to enjoy those special moments too.

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tommyfox 19

At least you can say your ski trip was orgasmic!

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roblaycle 3

But for some reason, that's still hot

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skyeyez9 24

I buy a season pass to a couple ski resorts here in CO every year. I feel cheated now....what ski resort do you go to? I need to umm visit.

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j_cat187 19

Did your parents ever catch on why you would only ski the triple diamond?

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