Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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Nice family you've got there

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

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ohgosh0_0 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:40

hhaaha sounds like the kids in my neighborhood lol

Schmuty 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:23

LMFAO, this makes me think of that kid in Role Models

satanicminnow1 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:48

88 i didnt know i had an alternate account! LOL

curryndricegirll 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:57

It sounds like it wasn't really a kid, but it was somebody either dwarfish or short. Corrected: Today, I asked a six-year old where his parents were at a local theatre. He wasn't a six-year old. He was just short. FML.

griz1214 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:27

In the Words of Katt Williams " Black people should be allowed to say n*gga if White people can say good credit"

000001 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:25

What kids need is a good ol' ass-whoopin'. They're all spoiled brats nowadays.

roachspray 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:22

#104: It was probably just a typo, but c'mon, you think people study hard and go to college to become movie theater managers? Spelling isn't really part of the job description. OP: If there's anything you should be doing as the manager, it's kicking out assholes. I don't want that brat sitting there mouthing off at the screen during my movie, and since he can't even be polite in the lobby he has no business in the theater. YDI for letting it become an FML instead of a funny story about how you had a mouthy 6 year old taken away by Department of Children and Families.