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Resting bitch face

By Emily - 17/07/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

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By autistic RBF - 22/02/2023 00:00

Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML

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By isabelle - 25/10/2021 01:59

Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By autistic and ashamed - 28/05/2022 14:00

Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 00:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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Top comments

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:24

Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.

Danny0522 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:23

OP is a girl...

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:49

Is this girl really intimidating because she's really hot or because she's a total badass? Or perhaps it's because she's both hot AND a total badass like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2! What the hell is hotter than a hot woman with a hot body who can kill evil cyborgs?

Morgannnnuhhh 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:54

Op is pretty..

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:02

Killing cyborgs is very sexy, if you kill cyborgs to save humans from a bleak fate in your spare time, I'm sure you could have anyone of your choosing.

SupahAsian 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:22

49 - Fire?

tbrockmilly 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:55

Happens all the time to me!

Clamcreepy 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:00

You should've told her that your a black belt in karate and know the five finger of death. Who's Intimidating now? You are! And walked away with a confident walk to show her you mean business.

tow38 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:02

U shouldn't be intimidated by girls ,, were not that scary :p

Awsumuzzie 12

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:24

Well, we weren't scary back then... But since we have gotten our rights, we have gotten meaner... OH! You mean "we are"?

TheRealBrianGrif 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:11

You should have let her fix your face

loginword123 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:29

Aww

legresley85 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:42

Sorry OP some people just have sticks up their butts. Just be yourself and if that girl doesn't like it, try not to associate with her. I get a long better with guys maybe it's the same for you.

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:43

I know what you mean, my nutral face looks like I'm angry too.

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:45

Reminds of that Dave Chappelle skit called the real mad house ahh good stuff.

lliki 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:45

Are you related to Eli Manning because he always has a dirty look like he is smelling shit

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