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Resting bitch face

By Emily - 17/07/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

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Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By autistic RBF - 22/02/2023 00:00

Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML

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By isabelle - 25/10/2021 01:59

Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By autistic and ashamed - 28/05/2022 14:00

Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 00:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:24

Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.

Danny0522 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:23

OP is a girl...

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Sebastian_NG 17

Wednesday 8 February 2012 15:57

The girl from Juno whose house smells like soup. Anyone?

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:10

ugh...females these days.

Synter 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 19:57

Next time, ask if you can put it in her butt.

Alli201103 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 20:01

Tell her that your face got stuck in the Jenna marbles position

kolleen_fml 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:50

same!!! the normal look on my face is just generally sour, i can't help it.

heyyitsbeezyyy 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 9:08

"not to mention, your little girlfriend there gave me the stink eye today." "she's not my girlfriend, and I doubt she gave you the stink eye that's just the way her...that's just her face."- Juno. OP, maybe she has the same problem and that's why she looks so intimidating? it'll be okay. I'm sure you don't look that mean. :)

FightMyLiger 19

Thursday 9 February 2012 13:24

I feel ur pain... AIF, or Angry Idle Face, is a real problem for many people. FOL

yuri63f6 7

Friday 10 February 2012 11:00

Why bother explaining?

meghanfaux 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:16

we call that 'chronic bitchface.' welcome to the club

nightwing2 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:44

Thats exactly like me. Only I'm not looking at anybody when rest

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