Kids: Reported

Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Scary!

By Heather - 03/02/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant when I made eye contact with a baby across the room. It smiled at me, so I smiled back. The baby immediately started screaming. Everyone stared at me like I'd just threatened it. FML

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External validation

By Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Helpful

By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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thewalrus421 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:06

'out of the corner of your ear?'

CaptainPat 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:30

Well, maybe he asked that because you have pointy ears with corners. And was wondering why he didn't have corners in his ears.

Comments

secrecies 2

Monday 16 March 2009 3:38

Lmao!! The only reason this FML made me laugh is from the expression 'out of the corner of my ear'

Seegtease 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:49

Link us to a picture of yourself. I want to see what you look like.

maximumpower 4

Monday 16 March 2009 4:55

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2987915722_d849e4b6b4_b.jpg Im in the orange jacket. And I guess I should have said "I heard behind me". **** my life anyways

shinigami777 1

Monday 16 March 2009 8:33

I don't see why people said that you deserved this. It sucks to hear someone talking about you especially a little brat.

Seegtease 0

Monday 16 March 2009 10:39

Hm. Look like a normal kid. lol. I dunno.

FajitaFreak 3

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:42

Eh, don't let it bother you. Kids are curious, and say what's on their mind. If you look different, they'll say it. Hardly means you look bad. :P I know I have some acne, and people are cool about it, but kids always point it out. It's just to the point where I laugh it off now.

karenbear 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 10:00

kids are so mean!

inlimbo11 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:31

"Today, I let myself get upset over a comment made by a little kid. FML"

mikeloyst 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:30

I love kids :) there the only people who aernt afraid to be brutally honest.

theoldGP 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:20

guys .. he's the dad and his son was talking about the random kid that was looking at his dad the son isn't dissing the OP (his father) JESUS LEARN TO READ