Miscellaneous: Red alert

Red alert

By firefighter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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By afraidtoburn - 26/02/2012 04:18 - Canada

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

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Shocked

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Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

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Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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Compassion? At school?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 18:30 - United States

Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML

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By 3LLI0TT - 06/10/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML

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By Drill Drilled - 15/04/2015 22:12 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

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Soxfan19 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:18

That sucks! But at least you got out of class early!!

Syn_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:28

You dumbass.

Comments

painandpeace 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:23

Excuse me, what does evacute mean? I know what EVACUATE means. But, evacute....

Deenz 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:41

Next time, I give you an extinguisher in front of a dude who is about to smoke. I'll see what happens.

itstrue23 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:46

I can attest that the OPs story is true. I was in the class next door and I had heard stories about her teacher. So she can't really be blamed!!

AlacritousApathy 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 7:23

The OP is my hero for putting ETHS in FML, seriously.

legendofdon 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 8:05

YDI for being stupid.

definatelywierd 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 8:06

an itchy extinguisher finger can ruin anyone's day. next time you think you'll extinguish prematurely, try Patience/Observation. You're in a damn science class afte

noni_4 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 15:30

Wow, this has literally made my day - so funny =)

maddog_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 18:47

Hahaha, love this one! +10 for the OP!

godyourethick 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:26

This sort of shit annoys me so much. Don't be so ******* jumpy, moron. You probably sit about, jumping in terror and knocking things over/crashing cars/dropping expensive things into water whenever your phone rings, and whine about it on FML later.