Out of shape

Anonymous - 28/01/2026 18:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
33 732
15 187
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

FYLDeep 25

At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.

136 2

EwanSmith 2

and the embarrassment you saved yourself has now been shared with everyone.

20 7
lindseyluvszac 4

Don't feel too bad, after a couple of weeks in the basement maybe you will gain some confidence

46 0
EnEl_Infierno 15

Hey Rocky started out on a basement. I think.

3 0
theten_fml 9

Then you'll be able to move onto the stairs and maybe one day you can be outside with the big dogs.

2 0
thatssomeBS 9

25: If those are amphetamines, you can call me a meth addict. Actually, those could keep me up for weeks at a time, so they might be amphetamines.

0 6
DCFan 9

Well you'll probably lose weight..Not from the running of course but from the vomiting you'll do after getting dizzy. Bulimic FTW

1 6
marpay 11

Bulimia is not a joking matter. Please do not make light of a serious medical condition.

0 3
DCFan 9

Haha I knew someone would write something like that. Calm the **** down, it's FML.com noone gives a shit about your deep emotional feelings on bulimia

3 0
KuroTori 2

Fattness runs in the family, oh wait, nobody runs in your family.

13 26
xxmusicroxxx 0

Hilarious, but so mean... Do fat people make anyone else sad or is it just me?

2 7
pixelebrate 0

The walls are watching you run in circles.

8 1
i_am_that_one 0

Haha that's is embarrassing just to admit that shit xD

0 4