Love and Embarrassing: Our cross to bare

Our cross to bare

By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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You deserved it 17 565

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 540

Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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You deserved it 116

By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 041

You deserved it 7 481

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 822

You deserved it 38 513

By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 440

You deserved it 10 279

Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 741

You deserved it 510

By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 631

You deserved it 45 538

Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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You deserved it 755

This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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You deserved it 10 391

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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You deserved it 6 832

BenignScientists 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

That oughta do it!

silentsparrow4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

Comments

skivt 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:30

#22 i feel like such an idiot: Today, i read the end of #22's comment and thought they meant "GOY" as in non-jew, and that the goy should get over themselves. only after staring for a minute did i realize they meant "G.O.Y" as in Get Over Yourself. FML

mario75 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:33

hmmm. a fyl inside a fyl. this needs more investigating...

codaic1549 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:35

made an impression i bet... lol.. how loose was it??

spidergirl040812 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:43

haha well mayb he'll. like u more now lol

DarkMirror 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:44

What an icebreaker. Maybe I should try that xD

party_it_up 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:52

That could work to ur advantage :) lol

RileyCola 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:55

at #29, i agree lol

shmaller 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:03

So? That's exactly what he wanted anyway. Good job on pleasing your man, though.

Sweetypie2302 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:04

priceless

Serafie 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:12

To be honest, he'll probably call back. I know I'd call back if a chick showed me her boobs while smiling. c:

cows4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:27

Hope you have big boobs. LOL. Also just go up and say hi. I would say your like is ****** up but I've seen this happen alot on this site and in real life.