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Time to be the worst neighbour in the world till they move out again
Why would he want to move in next door. If I was you I'd make their time there hell.
Harass them!!! Egg the windows, steal the mail, stomp the flowers!!! Whatever it takes!
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Welcome them to the neighborhood be their new best friend. Then plants seeds of doubt in the girls head that he is cheating on her. Even question why he would move next door to you and whether he has unresolved feelings from you, if you have things of his from before all the better. Casually knock on the door and give her the item oh he left this at my place last night thought I better return it. ;)
Bleach their lawn :D
Get a new boyfriend to show him how much better you life is your life with the new guy and without him :)
Plant the seed of doubt! I'd go over with a basket filled with his favorite sweets and greet them with "Just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood! Thought I'd bake you some of your favorites, Honey. I made the special ones you crave everytime we make love. I mean, made love. Whoops!" *smile, wink & walk away* Then just do scandalous things like sunbathing in the nude. Make it seriously uncomfortable. : )
Ah...the old auto correct excuse.
This should make for a good reality show.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.