Oh happy day!
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f church,
In that case, I should be able to celebrate my birthday whenever I want. Tomorrow, every single person here is going to bring me presents. After all, it's WHAT the day is about, not WHEN it is. Furthermore, the day after tomorrow is New Years.
u should have went to mid night mas, lol. then come home, open presents, go to bed at 3 in the morning, wake up at 2 in the afternoon, and celebrate with ur family or wat ever christmas tradition u have... like me :) now THATS a christmas. waking up early in the morning is evil.... so is lying about a puppy...
haha u got a funny brother
**** church
go athiest! it's way simpler.
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your bro has a sense of humor that's amazing
I occasionally read the comments on here and they're like "That's not an FML, stop whinging.", but imagine if the only ones posted were actually awful ones. It would just be ******* depressing. While this might not be a true "FML", at least it's light hearted and might make you smirk. I'd rather that than summat along the lines of "Today, I had to have both hands amputated. FML".