Miscellaneous, Mental health, Facebook Social Media Not a laughing matter

Not a laughing matter

Anonymous - - United States - Las Vegas

Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

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Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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Relieved

Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Thoughts and prayers

the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

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Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Clout chasing

Anonymous - - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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Not you

Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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There's always that one friend…

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Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

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-_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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Authoress14 15

Wednesday 26 February 2014 17:20

So you're still friends with her why?

PattonGilette2 18

Wednesday 26 February 2014 17:20

lll

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:46

statistically most people who express a possibility of committing suicide won't actually go through with it and anymore from personal experience they're just looking for attention

yeongji 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:37

Attention seeker, much? It looks like she will learn her lesson the hard way when the next time she actually needs help, nobody cares.

xsilentxninjax 10

Friday 28 February 2014 2:47

It's nice of you to have been concerned about her... she should appreciate that kindness, rather than calling you a loser... =/

18226099 3

Friday 28 February 2014 4:28

It's not your fault... Beaches just want attention

TallMist 32

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:45

And bitches too.

toastedbagel14 3

Friday 28 February 2014 6:22

Well, don't feel like a loser. Too many don't know how to express themselves correctly, causing misunderstanding. If someone else were to do the same thing, do check on them because the next person could be serious and for just one person to show compassion could mean the difference between life and death.