Nooooooo!

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

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Nev09 0

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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logs13 0

anyone making fun of this poor girl go **** you self. and sweety do pay attention to most of the guys who commented cause i bet their girlfriends are going through the same thing you are.

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kel_riv 0

I've had this exact same thing happen to me and it sucks. I feel ya, OP. People need to stop always looking for something to complain about in the comments. Maybe the batteries died so fast because they weren't new. A vibrator doesn't COME with batteries; she would have just taken them from something else, most likely. and anyone giving her shit for not being able to ******... that's SO common for girls, I don't know how so many of you can be so ignorant. those who are saying "how do you know that you were 2 seconds away" are idiots too. Obviously you feel the pleasure building and know what it's leading to. I can't believe some people don't think this is an FML. This was going to be her first ****** OF HER LIFE and her vibrator just died!

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nativeqt929 0

kinda turns me on. (: you cant ****** wit a man, get at me.

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fuck_YOUR_lives 0

if it took THAT LONG to even come CLOSE to ******, then you are ******. just warn every guy (or girl) that even a vibrator couldn't do it.

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porkchop69 0

ok when yu first get a new toy people, yu should change the batteries cuz theyre weak to begin with. but yeah that stinks mayannn. and guys suck!

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porkchop69 0

and # 32, girls know when theyre about to cum smart one. maybe yu havnt had an ****** either

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mylifejustgotfed 0

First time using it? Battery dies... So did you use it for 10 hours straight?

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screw_this_120 0

I understand what you mean. It sucks when you get right there and can't finish. =(

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xsummerx09x 0

that's happened to me before too. except it wasn't the first time i had used mine. get Energizer Batteries.. "they just keep going and going and going and going..." lol. good luck next time. ;]

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