New name just dropped

firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
9 185
42 937
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

ashiezorz 2

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

72 3
aback 4

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

45 3

COBRAMORPH 0

Maybe it was revenge for you not letting him put his Sausage in your face.

0 0
coolbeans14741 0

TEHEHE I actually smiled at that. I'm so mature.

0 0
HidingInThePages 0

Well you deserve it for hanging out and connecting with your ex. Way to be stable emotionally there

0 0
djessemoody 0

@ #57, "Also, periods and commas in many places." is not a complete sentence, ya little poon.

0 0
Kgirl2cute 6

ehh. I call my friend "Penguin Face". no big deal.

0 0
carnage1106 0

congratulations u got wat u wanted

0 0
youngbucks 0

thats bullshit you cant put "sausage face" they let you put in like two letters in

1 1
lolmaster7654321 4

lol #13 and ydi u shulda just gone with pup. hahaha sausage face

0 0
jaytee1994 9

Well when you hang out with a ex... It usually ends up like this...

0 0
DiscoKiller 4

it will never stick, too many syllables for an American to bother with.

0 0