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Your dog raped you again?
You need an eyesjob.
That could be your new thing. Comment in rhymes. I'd certainly enjoy reading it.
You're all idiots. Obviously OP was trying to remove the chewing gum that had gotten stuck in his eye earlier.
How does one get peanut butter in the eye in the first place?
Peanut Butter Smack!
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That's not where that goes, hate to break it to you
You must really suck at making pb&j sandwiches.