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Movie theatre fun

Username - 02/08/2011 04:43 - Australia

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing, "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

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anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Dude, STFU!

Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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The Taste of Love

Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Shut up

anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Close shave

Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:59

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:32

RIP Dobby

maniaccrab 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:39

Well then why didn't you do what I said?! Just... Do... IT!!!

Evening_Odds 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:49

subliminal nike human ads. smh FYL for not moving! haha

Omni7 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:13

How is an fml this affected your life for an hour or 2 an fml should be long term like a few months a year or even permenant

xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:38

the jackass! he didn't even say please!

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:39

Dobby?!

kaylapple 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:15

what did he want you to do?

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:29

It was Dobby. I always knew he was a little kinky.

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Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:10

Do it... Do it... DO it!

HagarenLei 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:14

I gave him 50 to do it

ih82bl8 2

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:51

Why didn't u just move?

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