Monday motivation

By UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh - 09/02/2013 17:21 - Kenya

Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML
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Revan501 15

That guy is an asshole.

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txgirl2013 14

Unplug it, move it next to his desk and do the same thing and see how he likes it.

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Llama_Face89 33

You can always report the guy. He's disrupting the work environment.

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wanderingshopper 13

You aim for him when you throw up right?

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CdnTestmonkey 3

Get a backbone and move the coffee maker, then tell that guy to act professionally or you are putting in a formal complaint to HR.

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emimimi 8

There might be something wrong with him...

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Kalipczo 21

That's vile, ask him why he does that.

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sexymomma33 5

Ask him to enjoy his coffee at his desk because you are busy working...

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simsgirlgem 25

ew I feel your pain my brother does that only with chewing tabacco

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TheMystery13 13

All it takes is a little urine to solve this problem.

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Tiger9099 11

thats why you get a staple gun that requires no air compresser

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