Sex and Intimacy: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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Saturday 9 February 2013 12:04

Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!

Albarufus 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 11:58

Well as long as the bf didn't notice...

Comments

MuseFan1991 14

Saturday 9 February 2013 15:43

well technically you were faking. you were faking being quiet :P i hate being in that situation

taybay23 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 16:07

This whole situation is just so wrong

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:13

I suppose it's better than barging in while you're in the middle of it to make comments about you faking (I'm not saying you were.... just saying, it could have been worse!)

TweakerD 4

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:23

Next day. Dad, are you worried at all that Mom seems so focused about faking it? Pause. Walk out room.

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:51

funny Cuz alot of parents would never let there daughters bf stay over.obviously they knew you guy would try something but didn't care lol maybe they knew you sucked at sex or something idk lol

Damitol 3

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:58

Honestly, I don't see how it's an FML! I could see LOTS worse....like him being dragged out by your dad in the middle of it and thrown out of the house buck naked. It happened to a friend of mine, parents came home early. The fact that they didn't kick him out means they must like him!

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:00

you'd think to get it on without anyone around to kill the mood

love_me_electric 20

Saturday 9 February 2013 22:42

Sex with people around is the best sex. The possibility of getting caught makes it exciting!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:23

You might as well had asked for permission to have sex under their noses...

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:56

I could NOT have been aroused, knowing my parents were next door, let alone if they could hear us... But i guess British kids/parents are quite different from us that way.