Looks nice, I guess shia - Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was, until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year-old brother. FML 27 201 22 300
Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML 36 216 5 174
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML 1 124 677
We are pleased to introduce the latest addition to the FML video library: SHITFLIX! Listen carefully to the actors in this mashup of clips to figure out what movie they're describing. If you manage to guess right before the end, comment below! 533 162
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML 28 362 3 826
Today, I watched the love of my life look me straight in the eye and lie to me with well-practised ease about where she spent last night. FML 1 519 520
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML 12 579 1 245
Whether or not someone looks good with short/long hair is a subjective opinion. Don't try to pass off your opinion as fact.
Sucks that you look like a boy. Or that he looks like a girl.