Intimacy: last night, my girlfriend was giving me an amazing blow job.... - FML

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By juggalotus75 - 02/05/2016 09:55 - United States - San Francisco

last night, my girlfriend was giving me an amazing blow job. right when I leaned my head back and told her I was gonna cumm, she pulled it out of her mouth and started jacking me off while pointing it towards my stomach, I came so hard I shot a huge load, right into my own mouth. FML

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Xenolythic 14

Monday 2 May 2016 20:25

should have seen it cumming

jamieblue6 16

Monday 2 May 2016 19:23

Lmao you should've kept your mouth closed

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jamieblue6 16

Monday 2 May 2016 19:23

Lmao you should've kept your mouth closed

Xenolythic 14

Monday 2 May 2016 20:21

should have seen it cumming

Xenolythic 14

Monday 2 May 2016 20:25

should have seen it cumming

CaptainSmith28 19

Monday 2 May 2016 23:12

I threw up just a little bit

andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:01

At least you didn't shoot in your eyes!

Rockinroyaltyx3 21

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:12

Sounds.....hot. Into some real kinky stuff, eh? ;)

youdontsay123456 21

Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:40

This made me gag

bandcamp 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 4:59

Haha now you know what we go through

moonlight77 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:11

How did this even get published ?

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:37

It didn't. These are rejects.

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