Health, Sports, Weird and Awkward: Judge Judy - FML

Judge Judy

By Dominic - 15/08/2026 15:00 - United States - Denver

Today, there's a kindly old lady at my gym who always looks over at me while I'm finishing on the elliptical. I thought she was checking me out. Turns out, since I always end my workout with 5 minutes on it, she thought I came to the gym, did 5 minutes on the elliptical, and left. She wasn't flirting. She was judging me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 August 2026 21:03

Show her the rest of your workout and see if she starts flirting.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 August 2026 21:03

Show her the rest of your workout and see if she starts flirting.

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