Jorts it is

By pantless - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

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Rei_Ayanami 18

May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

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brendejafulable 41

this is hilarious

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tomvertigo 17

So either you are the worlds heaviest sleeper or left them somewhere to be stolen like a commons washing machine or dryer. I know for a fact if someone entered my residence and tried to take all of my trousers I would quickly wake up.

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Hunter1154 14

That really sucks hope you get your stuff back :/

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TheSaiyanQueen 8

This is why you always own a backup kilt.

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KreAtor_O 7

I have a weird feeling that you work at Taco Bell

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ThrottleJockey 35

Hey, all of the signs only say, "no shirt, no shoes, no service." They make no mention of pants. Hell, the only reason I wear pants to work is so I have somewhere to put my keys.

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jrm89 9

couldn't stop at just one pair, could they... jerks!

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somelildude 14

That does suck OP. As a manager myself I've heard some pretty lame excuses and bs. Maybe your manager has too. Still FYL.

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yellowzinnias 20

I suspect the Nargles. Usually they prefer shoes. They must have wanted a change.

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