It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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enonymous 8

I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited

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madamoizelle101 0

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starwind3438 9

And you are called a douche for a reason.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Hahah. Oh wait, you're serious. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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mk58 31

Penny-pincher mother? What did she ever have kids for if that's what she thought mothering was?

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jennifer93 0

wow thats just plain crazy

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kingnothing607 3

Lol thats funny but stupid, she cant really make op do it, and legally op doesnt have to and cant be forced, so sucks to be mom.

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StormGirl142 24

Just remind her that if she hadn't bought you the things you needed, she'd be in jail right now for child abuse.

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Human_Delilah 0

okay This is what you Do.. Pay Her back In Man Strippers..

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

You're going to be one of them.

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Badshah29 6

Its not like u made her spend money on you, tell her its was all her own choice, so u dont have to pay her back. thats whats moms are supposed to do after all

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Blueglasscup 18

These days the FMLs seemed interlinked. 2 FMLs in a row about eggs, then 2 in a row about penises and now 2 in a row about moms.

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yuesha 5

Dude, this happened to my mom's friend from college! Her husband was given a black notebook as a WEDDING GIFT from his parents with every penny spent on him since the year he turned 13. His parents were absolutely serious.

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