Intimacy: It can't wait

It can't wait

By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By fatface - 13/04/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Star18lk 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:07

What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

xundria 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:08

Hmm... yeah, leave him.

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pleasenopuffin 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:04

God, wouldn't knowing the girls on /b/ were this whiny make you NOT want to troll?

aphillips1123 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:14

someones a hoe

Erindub 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:59

Oh sweetheart, I feel your pain. I got a tooth pulled last Friday and have been feeling like death ever since. My boyfriend was sweet and caring for the first few days but yesterday when he was over it seemed as though hes ready for this to be over now so I could go down on him : ( this sucks

SAYwhatFML 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:16

What else did you think he wants you for?

sublime2craig 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:20

wow I love how the preteen is giving you sex advise!!! hey can't blame the guy you must give good head!!!

Bizzatch 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:34

so how long is it going to be?

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:35

haha aww . wow what a dick. you should have said now

bobbyb57 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:19

lol if girls think he's a bad guy cuz of that they might be a lil mistaken cuz there is no such thing as a guy who doesn't think about sex a portion of the time I mean really now he was probably just joking and girls are just given these fake representations of perfect guys like edward Cullen lol vampires aren't real nor is there a perfect guy